I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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