I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
