Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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