Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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