Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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