so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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