trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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