you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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