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im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm too high and old for this...
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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