I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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