I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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