every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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