yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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