when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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