i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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