just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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