I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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