party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
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so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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