**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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