12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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