Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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