I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I think people are normalizing furries
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