handjob tips. give me some.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
