That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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