i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize