Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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