i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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