Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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