Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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