He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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