So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Randomize
