Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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