its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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