Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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