I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he laminated a picture of his dick.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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