Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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