so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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