Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Randomize
