Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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