If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I had to cum in my sink.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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