just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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