I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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