I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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