Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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