Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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