the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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