I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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