Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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