She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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