Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I need help removing her.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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