Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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