Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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