I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
