Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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