dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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