We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
